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I'm Morgan. 16. Northwest U.S. ♂&♀ Misanthrope. Grandiloquent. Single. Sarcastic. Blunt. Trusting. Total Lightweight. Ask for my number off anon, and we can text!



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Its time to let you go. Set you free. Smile and break these chains I have so tightly wound you in. I will find happiness. And this time it will be for me, and it won't be because of you. Learn to love the way you want to be loved.

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jesscats:

um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america

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tltty:

seeing a couple on tumblr reblog each other 24/7

seeing a couple

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  • me: could I have a coke with that
  • cashier: is pepsi ok?
  • me: is monopoly money ok?
  • cashier: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OK FOR YOU TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OK TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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This blog and its absolute lack of theme due to minimal use. el oh el.
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Tumblr Dashboard Themes from TotallyLayouts.com

I just installed an awesome Tumblr Dashboard Theme from http://TotallyLayouts.com take a look and install one too!

27 Jun
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